Well, now Chris Pratt can list two 10-figure smash hits on his resume for 2018. But only one of them is any good (Infinity War). Fallen Kingdom is actually a good way to describe the Jurassic Park movie franchise these days. Despite being the third JP film to cross the billion-dollar mark in sales this flick sucks brontosaurus nuts. But then again, maybe it's just following the JP pattern: the second entry of the trilogy is the worst of the bunch (like The Lost World). However, the dinosaurs themselves have managed to evolve since the last movie. Miraculously, the big lizards seem to select their kills based on character now. Only the assholes are eaten in Fallen Kingdom. Despite many of the characters' warnings, maybe they should be unleashed on the world after all. But this movie shouldn't have.
Originally Posted 6/22/18
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